Consulting services that won't rock your world... too hard
Most consultants treat problems like mountains to be conquered. We treat them like boulders - something you can either climb over, go around, or just wait for erosion to do its thing. Patience is a virtue, and so is not working too hard.
Like moss on a rock, our strategies grow organically over time. Sure, it might take a few years to see results, but have you seen how pretty moss is? Much nicer than those aggressive "disruptive" strategies everyone else is pushing.
We'll help you arrange your small problems so they look intentional and artsy.
"Like Zen garden rocks, but with more spreadsheets."
Layers upon layers of mediocre teamwork that eventually form something vaguely useful.
"Like limestone, but with more awkward icebreakers."
Hot new ideas that will cool into something rigid and unmovable.
"Like lava, but with more PowerPoint slides."
Our "Rock Bottom" pricing package isn't actually our cheapest option. That would be too obvious.
Softboulders helped us move our company forward at a glacial pace. Exactly what we wanted!
Quincy Granite
CEO, Sedimentary Systems
Their "Don't Push the Boulder Uphill" strategy saved us 3 months of unnecessary work. We just left the boulder where it was.
Gneiss Marble
CTO, Metamorphic Tech
"I literally don't even exist and Softboulders still helped me achieve my non-existent business goals!"
— Imaginary Person, CEO of Phantom Ventures