All the passport stamps.
None of the perspective.
Experience the breathtaking beauty of other countries from the climate-controlled safety of your own expectations.
FIND MY FOREIGN AMERICA ↗
We did the exploring so you don't have to.
We fly in Americans to provide every service, so you never have to interact with a local. Even the guy who says “right this way” came from Ohio.*
See the Eiffel Tower. Ask if it comes in a bigger size. Recover at McDonald's.
Two thousand years of civilization. Finally, something with unlimited refills.
A city of endless culinary possibility. We've narrowed it down to three chains.
Flights not included because the ocean is an upsell.*
You have the right to remain unchanged.
Anything you learn can and will be forgotten.
Our Culture Shield™ starts with an entirely imported American service team: drivers, guides, servers, housekeeping. If a local attempts a friendly conversation, your handler steps in with “We’re all set, thanks.” Hospitality without the host country.*
Euros? Sounds like a medical condition. Every package, upgrade and transaction is in USD. George Washington did not cross the Delaware for you to do math.
Unlimited condiment packets, an ice-to-beverage ratio of 9:1, and ketchup without a lecture. Your safe space has a drive-through.
Fahrenheit. King-size beds. Aggressive air conditioning. Distances in football fields, with “pretty far” available for premium members.
THE DECLASSIFIED ITINERARIES
Every planned non-discovery, available for independent inspection.
Paris, France. Four nights. Zero revelations.
$1,776 USD per person · flights excluded. Personal American Buffer: +$177 per person.
Rome, Italy. Five nights. All roads lead to the buffet.
$2,499 USD per person · flights excluded. Personal American Buffer: +$177 per person.
Tokyo, Japan. Six nights. Your horizons remain factory sealed.
$3,499 USD per person · flights excluded. Personal American Buffer: +$177 per person.
Our restaurant selection process asks one question:
“Can you also find it off an interstate in Ohio?”
Remain calm. Do not describe it as “actually really good.” Your handler will administer a mozzarella stick and a 12-minute video of a Costco parking lot.
“I visited seven countries and didn't have to reconsider a single opinion.”
GARY, 54 · INTERNATIONAL TRAVELER. DOMESTIC SETTINGS.
No. Your complimentary phrasebook contains “Do you speak English?”, “Is that the large?”, and “I have a coupon.” For advanced situations, our guide handles the conversation while you look for Wi-Fi.
Our Freedom Remote™ replaces every channel with college football, weather in your hometown, or a man restoring a pressure washer.
No. Not even if you fold them into a bald eagle. All listed prices and reservations are in USD. A pound is something you gain at the breakfast buffet.
No. We bring our own American drivers, servers, guides and hotel staff. Your destination provides the scenery. We provide everyone you speak to. For additional peace of mind, add a Personal American Buffer™ to intercept unsolicited recommendations and any sentence beginning “You really must try...”*
The Containment Reports
Three incidents from the department charged with bringing you home exactly as we found you.
CONTAINMENT REPORT / PARIS
A guest asks where breakfast was baked. Staff have twelve seconds to prevent a follow-up question.
Read the file →OPERATIONS MEMO / ROME
A tour group postpones two thousand years of history until it can agree on the lunch arrangements.
Read the file →RETURN DEBRIEF / TOKYO
A traveler returns with a tiny souvenir, a large suitcase and a complete theory of a country he mostly observed through glass.
Read the file →