The satisfaction loop.
If you are satisfied, there is no reason for a refund. If you are dissatisfied, you have not completed the enlightenment process and are not yet qualified to evaluate satisfaction. Either way, our finance department is delighted.
What counts as a return?
The return we discuss most often is the return of a disciple to the next seminar. A returned product would imply that enlightenment can be reversed, which would make the advanced package exceptionally difficult to market.
The three stages of review.
- Receipt verification: did you receive a receipt, or just a powerful feeling?
- Abundance assessment: would moving money downward threaten the geometric integrity of the organization?
- Final determination: we recommend a higher rank, which somehow requires more money.
The policy's most challenging cases.
What if the product doesn't work?
Our doctrine requires a product to produce a feeling of ownership. If you feel that you own it, it is performing within our extremely specific definition of success.
Can I exchange it?
You can exchange skepticism for commitment. We have an almost unlimited supply of commitment.
What has actually been charged on this website?
Nothing. Amount charged: $0. Orders placed: 0. The finance department has achieved perfect balance by refusing to begin. Transaction qualifications*
Still dissatisfied? The complaint department would love to reclassify your experience.